* Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions and neither do we.
* Anything we said over 3 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
* Only come to us with a problem if you really want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends do.
* Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl now, so if it’s up, don’t moan, just put it down. We need it up and you never hear us complaining when you leave it down.
More next week
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